I’m a sexist

It’s no secret, really. Women make sammiches. Women belong in the kitchen.

Haha.. So theres this site called OMEGLE that me and my friend Johnny like to go on to to harass people. It is epically funny, like i love being mean to all the pathetic single men who are online because they cant get dates in the real world.

Theyre fun to mess with. Theyre like, “ASL,” and I’m like, “FUCK OFF INTERNET PERVERT YOU FREAK GET A LIFE, GET A GIRLFRIEND, MOVE OUT OF YOUR MOMS HOUSE AND STOP DUNNING UP THE INTERNET BILL WITH ALL THE PORN YOU DOWNLOAD.”

At this point they disconnect me. Lulz. Internet losers. Seriously, get a life!

…but there are more people on that site than the internet perverts. There are the weirdos, who are always fun to talk to. There are about 4 normal people on at a time, and theyre fun to mess with. And then theres the Pasta Man.

Oh the Pasta Man. He is such a legend. There are now copys of him… but the i meet the original Pasta man all the time. He is such a motherfucking LEGEND! Seriously!

Wow. Like, just wow. Everytime i randomly stumble into his convo, hes like “PASTA” and i’m like “OMFG YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!11!11!!1!one”

Lulz. And i’m such a sexist. Everytime a girl talks to me, i’m like, “Silly girl, this isnt the kitchen! Go make a sammich!” They usually disconnect me sharpish. Haha. But i just had one epical convo with amazon, hahahahahhahahahahh i shore can harass people pretty good online. I just try to be as epic as Johnny, the ultimate harasser =] She was like the only one who was like “LOL roysh. Me make sammich?”

Haha. I’m a harasser. That = no secret. YIII!!

HAha. Buuut i g2g cos blogging is boring me. I’m just too blond to be able to concentrate.

PANDA

Moii and my emela!

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2 Responses to “I’m a sexist”

  1. ….This is Amazon.

    And you speak the truth concerning sammiches.

    ps. internet connection fail earlier, my b.
    stonedforspace.tumblr.com

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