Archive for January, 2010

French Is For Retarded Losers

Posted in Uncategorized on January 28, 2010 by pokepanda

I’m fucking serious. I’ve never been more serious, except for the time i vowed that i would murder Miley Cyrus because she’s a retarded loser.

FRENCH IS SUCH A RETARDED LANGUAGE. Seeeeriously. Aaaand I’m like the only one in my group in this dumbass class. Because… WEll, I’ve been studying french for like six years or summit. And i still suck. That should tell you something, people.

…..I’m in Pandasaurus Rex mode. That means that I’m isolating myself from the class, frowning, sighing angrily every now and then and crossing my arms. I can’t wait for this class to be over. Twilight series in French is just wrong. Sickened Panda.

….maaaan.

I’m so angryface. I hate my class. I’m so negative.

Fuck Trees

Posted in Uncategorized on January 21, 2010 by pokepanda

I’m waiting in school for Faiy’s bloody class to be over.

And I’n booooooored…..

Wearing my awesome hobo gloves xD Oh yeah.

And i’m wearing those high heeled boots that i so seldom wear these days… yeap. I feel tallll.

….gotta buy those black stiletto boots.

Theyre gawjuss…

And i’m bored AND boring.

ush i’m talking about clothes. I SHALL NEVER BE LIKE KISSIES BLOGG:

kkk shes here now. Ans she’s super short.

yesbox.

Paanda

Hmm.

Posted in Uncategorized on January 19, 2010 by pokepanda

Hmm. I’d like to start this by sayiong MILEY CYRUS DIE YOU 8-YEAR OLD PORN STAR. She has so reason to exist except as an animal for me to kill. She brings out the worst in me, the usually sweet tempered Vegetarian.

And not a good porn star like Iselin 😉

 …yeah right.

Well, I got to sleep around four. Woke up after listening to the song that is my alarm (Helicopter or summit) and was like “wow what a great song snooore…”

So then I woke up, looked at my phone, and the time was 7.52.

Yeap. I had eight minutes to get dressed, make myself up and get to school.

I’m so smart. So I stuck on a pair of blue sweatpants (for some reason theyre taboo in sweden) a little makeup, no contact lenses so i wore glasses, white converse (where did i get them from?).

Seriously unattarctive panda.

…yeap. and i arrived four minutes late.

OooOo sha. Seriously unattractive, but on time. After Historia ihad a free period for like three hours so i went home, got some shmilkies for me and Isse, bailed her out of her Italian class, and hung out behind the school. Oh yeah. Rebel activity.

Then she wentt back, and i went home to change and make up. So i dressed like i usually do, and made myself up like a doll, god distracted by labtop on bed, and then went back for some more rebel activity, this time with Faiy and Emmeli aswell. I’m so proud of Fi! she usually doesent condone rebel activities.

Soooo a maths lesson later we went to a cafe to chill, Fi got seriously pissed off, me and Fi went and bitched for a while, and then OH BOY we went skiing for gym class.

Not a good  idea for someone like me. I’m such a klútz. nO Jokify. Speaking of which, Jonathan you never called me back. I was all BAHH. Like the sheep. Except on skiis, falling down and getting my ass wet.

…not attractive Panda.

Bah. So yeuh. Me and Isse are like gonna go back to chez moi for a tad, then she’s gonna go to her nerd excercise thing.

(PLease dont hurt me for saying that, Iselin!)

She’s scary. And wears leather jackets. And Shmilkies. lol.

Oh and she like lives in rehab….. lol i love that gal xD

Yes. Ah and i got hit in the head by a basketball.

Okay she’s reading over my shoulder. Scary Mary.

Peace!

Dead Panda.

Ahh the missing Post! It was a good day xD

Posted in Uncategorized on January 13, 2010 by pokepanda

Friday is no doubt my favourite day of the week. If Friday was a person, it would be that cool dude who everybody wants to be friends with, who throws the raddest parties, gets the girl, gets the grade and still has time left over to kick your ass.

My Friday morning began with an alarm at 6am. After making mysef up as a panda, got my dress and stuck on my snowboots, I set off at 8.30 to go meet a friend. Two minutes and a litre of wine later, we set off for school.

Oh what a lesson we had, oh boy. The giggels set in after two minutes of sitting still. People were telling us to shut the fuck up, but it’s art class, your supposed to be intoxicated one way or the other, arent you?

Aanyways, after managing to escape from doing caligraphy, me ans Emz knallade back to my place. After sobering up, eating some sandwiches and sniffing kittens, we headed back to class, nobody the wiser that we had escaped.

So then after class the girls set off for lunch and I set off to the library to finish my Obama Essay, which fot the record is due in like two minutes, so i’d better run.

Peace, Love, Empathy,

Panda

Oh yeeahhh

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on January 11, 2010 by pokepanda

What’s the hippedy hops my deary dears?
I’m listening to ‘Cosmic Love’ by Florence and the Machine. It is so unreally epical it’s like ZOMFGLG. I don’t even know what that means, by the way, so if anyone could inform me I would be like ZOMFGLG so happy. I know OMFGLG means Oh! My! Focking! Gawwd! Loike! Guyzz! But the zeta? Betydelse tack? Mucho appreciato.
Back to what I was saying before my mind decided that what I was writing was a snore fest (I hate you Panda’s evil one-track mind)  okay the song has changed… hold on a sec… okay its Flo & the Mash again.
Okay. It’s unreal. It is actually an EPIC song. If I was ever going on a magical fairy quest I would like totally ZOMFGLG listen to it on my badcore blue iPod. But I don’t suppose thered be electricity in the woods, and the battery would die and id be sad and then I’d get lost in the magical fairy forest and then the chances are that you’d never hear from me again because, lets be honest, I inherited none of that badcore Swedish huntsman-ness forest savvy and whatnot.
It reminds me a little bit of reading Twilight. Or Breaking Dawn (which was a letdown by the bye).
Listen to ‘Cosmic Love’ because as I said its unrealist. (That’s a good thing)
“The Stars! The Moon! They Have all been blown up! You left me in the dark! No Dawn! No Day! I’m always in this twilight, in the shadow of your heart!”

Such a beautiful song. SO SO BEAUTIUL!  And I dont even listen to beautiful music much.
So… Issy was over just about all weekend. We had a badcore schmilky time. Ha ha ha… im so crypitcal. (Incase it isn’t obvious I like to make words better by adding -ical and -ist or -ness or face or whatever pops into my mindface, when it makes no sense. Screw you spell check, your not the boss of me.)

So back to my story… yeah.

Jeez and macaroni! I haven’t writted in yonkers. People say’z I’s iliterit, but being iliterit makes me happyful, so shut your faceface.

…anyways. Something amazingfull happenedface… I got served :O not in a bad way like in South Park, but in a good way like people think I’m over 18, instead of newly turned 16, so I can buy… certain things… in certain shops. I was so proudface of myself.

“It’s ProudFEET!”
*Glares at Hobbit*

In Swedish a Hobbit is a Hob, and the Shire is the Fylke. And every one in LOTR has all these fucked up names in Swedish. Baggins is Bagger. Brandywine is Vinbock. (Okay I may or may not have Sagan om Ringen (The Fellowship pf the Ring) open in front of me.

Do you know the definition of Hobbit in my dictionary is “imaginary little person: in the novels of J. R. R. Tolkien, a member of an imaginary good-natured little people who have brown furry legs and live underground. Tolkien’s most famous hobbits are Bilbo Baggins, the hero of The Hobbit , and Frodo Baggins, the hero of Lord of the Rings.”
And Hobart is the capital of Tasmania, located on the Derwent River. Factness.

Yeah in your face smart people. I knows my aul facts there, lad.
ZOMFGLG I’M ONLY FOOLIN’ I’M NOT THAT BIG OF A NERD I DON’T EVEN LIKE LOTR.
…much.

OH! And now somehow my earPod is playing ‘Daniel’ by Bat for Lashes. It reminds me of my bro, Dan, who lives in Ireland. I actually miss that assjerkie.

Why am I listening to so much soppy girl music?
Issy is like so musically retarded. Love her, but she’s like never listened to Nirvanaface, and doesent know the Legend that is Kurdt Kobain.
Fun fact: Before being Nirvana, they were maybe going to be called Incompitent Fools (intentionally misspelled) and I like that. I’m a bit of an Incompitent Fool myself, but I blame that on being Swedish and blonde, a deadly mix.  Oh and you could throw in a bit of Dyslexia. And OAB.
Wait, strike that last one.

LITHIUM. Legendary song.

…I cant wait for Ragnarök. The craic should be mighty.

Peace, Love, Empathy,
Panda