Oh Andy… ;]

Posted in Uncategorized on April 2, 2010 by pokepanda

Hmmm. A lot of blogs about people being gay going on here.

…well i can tell you someone who is gay. His name is ANDY and hes gay!

Yeap, gay to the world, people. Andy Madden, gay gay gay.

 

Seriously! He likes boys, i know because he told me. I know, andy, i know. It’s okay.

It’s okiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Haha. And his ma Mary is mighty fine aswell, might i add. I hope she’s gay ;] Haha only kidding thats sickened. I’ll leave yer ma alone, andy. Your a ruhtard with your stripy trousers ;]

…so. Right now I’m at Isse’s, and she’s like gluing fake nails to her mouth or something. Heh. Loves that pup. Her and her expensive nails, Iz my dear you shouldnt eat all of your nail glue!

I <3’s her. She’s mad now cos she like stuck an earring in her nail glue and now it’s stuck and she cant glue her nails ;]

Haha. She sure is some pup. She’s going to Stockholm in two hours, no time for sleep for us cos she has to pack and I have to go home to clean and make myself food and whatnot. Home alone this weekend, funfunfun? Hah. Gonna take it sleazy.

So… now im bored.

Anywhoo, back to drinking classy wine out of classy wine glasses with my favourite friend from rehab.

Pandaaadaadadaa

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Dolly’z gay

Posted in Uncategorized on March 29, 2010 by pokepanda

She’s gay and i have the proof!

Dolly says:

RAAAAAAAAAAW

jonathan says:

were gay

Pandaasaurie says:

so ghay!

Grainne says:

i jst cant hide it

Pandaasaurie says:

HAH

DOLLYS GAY

jonathan says:

hahahha

Pandaasaurie says:

hahahhahahaha

BLOGG TIME

I’m a sexist

Posted in Uncategorized on March 25, 2010 by pokepanda

It’s no secret, really. Women make sammiches. Women belong in the kitchen.

Haha.. So theres this site called OMEGLE that me and my friend Johnny like to go on to to harass people. It is epically funny, like i love being mean to all the pathetic single men who are online because they cant get dates in the real world.

Theyre fun to mess with. Theyre like, “ASL,” and I’m like, “FUCK OFF INTERNET PERVERT YOU FREAK GET A LIFE, GET A GIRLFRIEND, MOVE OUT OF YOUR MOMS HOUSE AND STOP DUNNING UP THE INTERNET BILL WITH ALL THE PORN YOU DOWNLOAD.”

At this point they disconnect me. Lulz. Internet losers. Seriously, get a life!

…but there are more people on that site than the internet perverts. There are the weirdos, who are always fun to talk to. There are about 4 normal people on at a time, and theyre fun to mess with. And then theres the Pasta Man.

Oh the Pasta Man. He is such a legend. There are now copys of him… but the i meet the original Pasta man all the time. He is such a motherfucking LEGEND! Seriously!

Wow. Like, just wow. Everytime i randomly stumble into his convo, hes like “PASTA” and i’m like “OMFG YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!11!11!!1!one”

Lulz. And i’m such a sexist. Everytime a girl talks to me, i’m like, “Silly girl, this isnt the kitchen! Go make a sammich!” They usually disconnect me sharpish. Haha. But i just had one epical convo with amazon, hahahahahhahahahahh i shore can harass people pretty good online. I just try to be as epic as Johnny, the ultimate harasser =] She was like the only one who was like “LOL roysh. Me make sammich?”

Haha. I’m a harasser. That = no secret. YIII!!

HAha. Buuut i g2g cos blogging is boring me. I’m just too blond to be able to concentrate.

PANDA

Moii and my emela!

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Posted in Uncategorized on March 23, 2010 by pokepanda

SO how are things on the West Coast?

I’m bored to death is my Biology class. Like, deathfull. FUUCKY deathman. DEATHFULL FUCKYYY DEAAAATHman.

Whuut the fucky is up with giving me a computer and telling me to study?? like, grow a brain. Ive been on FB and now on to the badcore Pandablog. Then I shall proceed to check my eight billion email adresses, then i’ll just join a fuckload of randomass facebook groups…

I wish stephenie meyer was dead. i’ll never get the year or my life back when i liked twilight. seriously… time wasted. robert pattinson looks like a fucking foot.

…seriously.

Can i get a HELL YEAH??

Fucktard. Seeeerially.

FUCK that fo sho’z

Posted in Uncategorized on March 19, 2010 by pokepanda

Man. I havent blogged in yonkerz… so whut’s been uppy in my magical panda world?

Well, it was paddys day on Wed. Epic movie or what? Being the only Irish girl in my school, of course i  had to speak to the class… lulz. I tried not to talk about drink. I really did.

Hah. But then the drinking actually started, the start of the Paddy’s day binge. Huh. Emmela, i loves you lil’ fella.

Soo… i wont go into what happened that day. I wont. But it went to Emmelas and ended up sleeping at Izzys. Who has dropped out of school and moved to the town, bold girl… buut now shes closer to me so ive like practically moved in with her. Yiiii!!

So…… yah. I misses her in school, now im the class retard… we were always on the same page =[

Buut anywizzle, now tis weekend, seeing my daddy for the first time in an age and im like Yiiiiii!!

So… things i hate… Stupid people. It’z like FUCK OFF! Retard.

Pervy old men. Egypt much?? Never go there with out a man. Seriously.

MILEY CYRUS! Die bitch die you dumbfuck whore!

Johnny Rotten. Homophobic racist who beat up my idol Kele Okereke…

Nicholas Cage. GIIIIH!! SHUT THE FUCK UP! FIX YOR FACE!!

Denim shorts on men… No, just no.

TWILIGHT!! It’z like SHUT THE FUCK UP, STEPHENIE MEYER YOU RETARD! Leave us all alone with your retard sparklepires!!

THUNGS I LIKE:

Most recently it’s the band the Hold Steady. Ive come to the conclusion that I’m Indie through and true, i thinks. It sounds so much better than indecided style weirdo. Lulz,

We´ll im bored now, gonna go harass random internet people, me and Johnny’s face internet passtime. Heheehehehehehhe he a fuunny hooka.

Peace anywayz.

Pan.

Panda the blond and her Emmela..

I love Ron Weasley’s face

Posted in Uncategorized on March 2, 2010 by pokepanda

I just love it. Sure, he’s a ginger, and ger like no eyelashes, but i’m willing to overlook that cos he has the maddest face ever. Its just like gjkadghfkjhadg

Seriously. Ron’s face is gjkadghfkjhadg!! That’s the face he does.

Haha. Rupert Grint’s face is so GklsGDKJ. His children will be effed up.

I swear. His face is the biggest legend ever. I mean, everyone knows that i “dislike” gingers (as well as unattractive girls with three eyebrows, wink wink Johnny) buuut you gotz ta luv Ronald. I meanz lyyk seriallyz. Heez teh coolezt. And i dont like Harry Potter… no morez. ❤

IIihihih he iz teh best. I mean, just LOOK AT THAT FACE!!1!!1  Iihih.

Hah. Well, ill stop blogging about shit now. This has nothing to do with my original blog plans, which was that this would be a writing and music blog. Now itz teh Roonil Wazlib blog. =]

Lolcat. Well, i’ll leave it on that note. Panda.

I just had to post this.

Posted in Uncategorized on February 28, 2010 by pokepanda

On MSN and I’m actually laughing. My tagline thing is “War war  war war, I want to declare a war.” And to that, this is whaa’ 

AM says: a war on WHO? 

Pandaasaurie says: yer ma 

AM says: dat never gets old 

Haha. I got my laugh and thats all that matters.

Panda